I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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