We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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