Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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