Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
