PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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