So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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