This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think I died a long time ago.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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