The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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