he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
