at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Randomize
