Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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