i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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