I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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