I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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