beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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