I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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