You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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