school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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