I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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