no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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