i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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