So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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