Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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