Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
