Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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