Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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