The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think I died a long time ago.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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