I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
How's work?
Spinning.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
