He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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