she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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