i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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