i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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