Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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