u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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