Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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