I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Farmville is her only friend.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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