Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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