so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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