I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize
