So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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