So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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