That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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