I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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