The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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