it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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