But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
