So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I am naked and annoyed.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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