he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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