How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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