Nicole vs. Life
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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