yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Best friends brother. Beat that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just want nice things and good sex
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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