I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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