Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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