Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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