i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
ttyl tear gas
My bed is full of blood and feathers
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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